[Eddie_G]

Geeze! Does this mean that a Maverick in 2006 is just a pipe dream? I'm not waiting though another year of this horrible pain! At that point I'll be ready to go to court to get my disc approved by W.C.
As Denny Crane would say: "Lock & load!"

Boy would Denny Crane be a fun lawyer to take to Spine Court!

Hey why dont we do a class action against the FDA for incompetency?


mmglobal: War�s over, man. The FDA dropped the big one.

Eddie G.: Over? Did you say �over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

mmglobal: Germans?

ans: Forget it, he�s rolling.

Eddie G.: And it ain�t over now. �Cause when the goin� gets tough�

[thinks hard]

Eddie G.: the tough get goin�! Who�s with me? Let�s go!

[runs out, alone; then returns]

Eddie G: What the f**k happened to the Spineys I used to know? Where�s the spirit? Where�s the guts, huh? �Ooh, we�re afraid to go with you Eddie G, we might get in trouble.� Well just kiss my *ss from now on! Not me! I�m not gonna take this. The FDA, it�s a dead goverment agancy! FDA, INEPT!

mmglobal: Dead! Eddie G's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody�s part.

Eddie G.: We�re just the guys to do it.

Harrison: Let�s do it.

Eddie G.: LET�S DO IT!


(Lawyers all over America are throwing away their Viagra)