A Happy Independence Day

[Alastair]

Well I wish all our USA members a good and Happy Independence Day today. A little bit of humour below to make you smile.

How do you recognize a Virginian staying in a fancy hotel?

He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.


Best,
Alastair

[fl man]

Good one Alastair,

Here is one for those across the pond. "You can always tell an English man, but you just cannot tell him much"

Happy 4th and God save the Queen

Pat

[tmont]

Oh man, a tennis match of cultural jokes, lol.

What's up with British cars, Sir A? :

"For those of you who have never had the pleasure of owning a British car, but want to know what it's like: Next big rainstorm, wait till dark, roll down all windows, leave off lights & heater & wipers and go for a drive. Stop at every intersection and throw out a twenty dollar bill. It's not exactly the same, but it's real close. Sir Drive-A-Lot"

And as we ARE a medical forum:

Five surgeons are taking a coffee break...
1st surgeon: "Accountaints are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon: "Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is color coded."
4th surgeon: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
5th surgeon who has been quitely listening to the conversation: "I like British car restorers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
-Tom Broberg



(ok, ok Chief Rich, I'm going back to spine business now)

[Alastair]

Just to frighten everybody who drives a car, I filled up my car this morning the cost per gallon is approximately £5 -- -- -- that $9 in US a currency.

Back to spine business